We BioStat

"We BioStat" conducted by the department chair Rod Little and fellow student at the 2009 University of Michigan Department holiday party library Biostatistics. [1 We BioStat, Michigan, where we are and we love all the icons and graphics, others think that our t-tests are boring and flat, but our data of a barrel of laughs! Refrain: We BioStat, Michigan, where we have our sun and our old PC should remember three equations BioStat is the place for me! 2. Oh math prof proves that if Athen claim the A-Physics-freaks that if A, then B, but if you say one, you could say his guide your data from SAS and good to see! Refrain: We BioStat, etc.] 3 Although the banks of the Huron are so cold and flat Our sun keep us warm all night! If the server goes down with a thud biostats (pause) keeps us warm cuddle afterwards! Refrain: We BioStat, 4, etc. Some people are made to torture other cats make their theories with a torch, but its data BioStatcounts and we have lots of models to be sold! Refrain: We BioStat, etc. 5 When the chair was Jack, he had met us on the right track Hes good for the skills of reversibility, but does not know the words of the Grand Old Flag maintain his Oh Canada, "is to him his chorus thrill: We BioStat, etc. If 6. Jack K. was chair UM football was winning just eight games a year seemed ok, then our chair Rod, and the coach Richy Rod with its spread has been to play too Chorus hard. We BioStat, etc. Well 7...